Sister Flatt

Brad Livingston felt nervous his first day of center college on the “Holy Hope Academy”. He had by no means been to a Catholic college earlier than, however heard rumors that the nuns who taught there have been strict and the scholars have been fearful of them. Plus, they assigned a lot homework that it took to midnight to perform the entire assignments.

It was a science class that made each scholar cringe. At 1:00 pm, Sister Flatt, an older nun walked in, launched herself and handed out the brand new syllabus for the course. After a thirty minutes lecture, Flatt informed the category to start out on homework. Out of the blue, a noxious scent rapidly crammed the classroom. Somebody had lower the cheese! College students have been wanting round at one another, acknowledging the stench, however shaking their heads they did not do it.

It was Helen O’Brian who came upon the scent’s origin when she walked as much as Sister Flatt’s desk to ask a query. There, on the desk up entrance, Helen out of the blue held her nostril and pointed to the nun whereas she was analyzing Helen’s work. Another college students walked as much as her for assist they usually confirmed Sister Flatt turned the supply of the “blast blowin'” with no acoustics.

They could not look forward to the bell to ring for his or her subsequent class. At 2:00, the bell rang and the category ran out of that classroom as quick as they might. Whew! What had that girl been placing in her abdomen? Throughout the identical class the subsequent day, that scent emitted from beneath that holy behavior.

The category needed to discover a option to defend themselves. So, Brad had an concept; the subsequent day, he introduced the nun some roses and lined them on the entrance of her desk to make use of as safety from the odor. Sister Flatt thought the thought of giving her roses was candy, however she stated in a sullen method that she was already married to Jesus. However, by the top of the category interval, the roses have been completely wilted from the stench.

Brad and several other fellow college students complained to Mom Regina Pure – the college’s sister superior headmistress concerning the flatulent nun. She took motion instantly and spoke to Sister Flatt about the issue. The varsity’s head mistress stated she could not proceed educating till she fasted at lunch time.

Within the meantime, the pinnacle mistress launched one other nun to exchange Sister Flatt till she took care of her drawback by fasting. Her title was Sister Odora who was youthful than Sister Flatt. When she launched herself to the category, she picked up the lecture the place Flatt left off.

Inside thirty minutes, the scholars started to scent a horrible stench all through the classroom. Apparently, Sister Odora had lower the cheese herself. Brad who had had sufficient of flatulent nuns went to the headmistress once more. She angrily bought up from her chair and stormed rapidly to seize an incense chalice to rapidly convey to the category. Earlier than she arrived on the room, she lit the chalice and began swinging it when she walked into the classroom.

The entire college students tried to not giggle out of respect from poor Sister Odora. Nevertheless, when a priest was referred to as in to bless the classroom, he crossed himself on the door and sang a hymn in Latin, everybody died laughing. The subsequent factor they knew he walked over to the cafeteria and blessed it.

For Brad and his fellow classmates, this was the funniest state of affairs that that they had ever seen of their teenage years. From then on, a rumor unfold that the college ought to be referred to as, “Odor (Order) of the Flatulent Nuns”.

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